Art Captionator: Vader Condoms

NEW YORK – Tuesday, February 19, 2013

“I Will Not Be Your Father” – 20 Ad Lines For This Piece of Pop Art

Sometimes pop culture combines with art, making pop art.  In this case the art is not only funny, but functional.  I opened the floor to comments on facebook to see what type of nerd sensibility my friends have towards the Darth Vader “I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER” Condom, as well as to come up with some witty ad lines for this product.  I quickly brainfarted a bunch out to get the ball rolling…

I was going to try to work out something with kessel run and 12 parsecs, but I had a bunch of art openings to go to, so I left the floor open.  Here is the best of what you came up with:

#10  The Darth Vader Condom —

Um, can I get an incest joke? – JP Marin

#9   The Darth Vader Condom —

The “Darth Player Condom.”- Mack Simpson

#8   The Darth Vader Condom —

Even a scruffy nerfherder can get it in. – Sly Augustus

#7   The Darth Vader Condom —

You can’t chewbacka your way out of this one… – AngeeLuz Octavia Cortorreal-Perez

#6   The Darth Vader Condom —

Only your ovaries could destory me. – Jemile Nesimi

#5   The Darth Vader Condom —

The force strong with this one – Louis Nieves

#4   The Darth Vader Condom —

With this blast shield down I can’t feel a thing. – Zack Menna

#3   The Darth Vader Condom —

For when you want to keep your midi-chlorians to yourself. – Todd Whyte

#2   The Darth Vader Condom —

Ahem… ‘come… To the dark side’ – Mitchell Crozier

And the #1 Best Ad Slogan- as voted on by Facebook Likes:

Red 5 I’m going in… – Michael J. Brotschul

Written and crowdsourced by Cojo “Art Juggernaut

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Let’s keep the ball rolling.  Feel free to add your own ad lines below.